Gargling With Hatred (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} octabeck) wrote,@ 2009-01-08 18:26:00 |
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PHACES OF METH
Okay, so meth ain't good for you. I've never done it, and I never will. The latest anti-meth ad campaign is called "Faces of Meth," showing "before and after" photos of heavy meth users, exhibiting how it will destroy your face, apparently. So let's examine some of these poor ravaged souls:
See what meth did to Jennifer! It caused brighter lighting and sharper focus! It also gave her a crappy haircut, and didn't give her time to put on makeup like in the Before photo! Oh, and it gave her kind of a pizza face.
Then there's James, to whom meth was even more unkind. It kept him from combing his hair, and made him grow a unibrow! Also it apparently made him kinda pissed off. A rare bright spot, though, in that meth seems to have cleared up his acne.
Poor Patrick. Meth took him from angry and confused to sad and confused. Could have something to do with the road rash.
Next is Esther. Meth had an interesting effect on Esther - it seems that it made her two inches taller. Also is has caused her brow to become dangerously furrowed, and persuaded her to tease out her hair.
Finally, the worst of the worst. This poor, unnamed, bedraggled addict, who has suffered no outward ill effects... EXCEPT FOR THAT WIIIILD HAIR! Forget the sheriff's department, someone call the fashion police! That look is sooooo 1978!
See what meth did to Jennifer! It caused brighter lighting and sharper focus! It also gave her a crappy haircut, and didn't give her time to put on makeup like in the Before photo! Oh, and it gave her kind of a pizza face.
Then there's James, to whom meth was even more unkind. It kept him from combing his hair, and made him grow a unibrow! Also it apparently made him kinda pissed off. A rare bright spot, though, in that meth seems to have cleared up his acne.
Poor Patrick. Meth took him from angry and confused to sad and confused. Could have something to do with the road rash.
Next is Esther. Meth had an interesting effect on Esther - it seems that it made her two inches taller. Also is has caused her brow to become dangerously furrowed, and persuaded her to tease out her hair.
Finally, the worst of the worst. This poor, unnamed, bedraggled addict, who has suffered no outward ill effects... EXCEPT FOR THAT WIIIILD HAIR! Forget the sheriff's department, someone call the fashion police! That look is sooooo 1978!
