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Things I do not care about:
Celebz
Whatever the hell "The Hills" is
Forever 21
Malls
Soulja Boy
My appearance
How many people you've had sex with
WaCkY sex moves
Casinos
Euros
Leaving the heat on while multiple doors and windows are open
Trucks
Bratz dolls
Locking my car doors
Replacing my car's missing window
Homework
Rechargeable batteries
Grassroots charity movements to save drive-in theaters in towns with exploding homeless populations
American Idol
Kosher
Ceiling fans
Any musical artist whose stage name begins with "Li'l"
Food that's fallen on the floor
Whatever is under my bed
Plato's Republic
Girls named Kelli or Brandi or Ashli
Honey sticks
Film noir
Whatever the hell peanut roca is
Chuck Palahniuk
Shoes
Scented candles
Season finales
Playing cards
Being tall
Golf
Nostradamus
Willy Wonka
Paisley
Helmets
Vans
Poorly translated idioms
Freezer burn
Ferris wheels
McGruff the Crime Dog

Things I do care about:
Fuckin' french fries